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• Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
• Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
• Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
• Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
• Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back

stupid society bullshit

• Society: Every girl is beautiful.
• Fat girls: Really?
• Skinny girls: Really?
• Curvy girls: Really?
• Scene girls: Really?
• Preppy girls: Really?
• White girls: Really?
• Black girls: Really?
• Society: Wait let me be more specific
• Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
• Girls:
• Society:
• Girls:
• Society:
• Girls:
• Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?